I’ve got good and bad
|I’ve got good and badThis old man visits his doctor and after a thorough...
Did you hear about the blond?
|Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did...
Quote and counter-quote.
Woman’s Quote of the Day:”Men are like fine wine. They all start out like...
Very hostile farmer
|A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in...
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?Getting fingered by Captain Hook!
Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?
Q: Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?A: It saves...
Polak and Mongoloid
Q: What do you get when you cross a 1-legged Polak with a Mongoloid?A:...
Yo’ Momma is…
Yo’ Mamma is so ugly, I went into your house saw her TV was...
The bad news and the good news
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Reduce national debt
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...