Major Cause of Divorce
Q: What’s the major cause of divorce?A: Once is not enough.
Girls and Hockey
Why can’t girls play hockey?Because they have to change their pads every period!
Little boy learns arithmetic.
A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, “Imagine...
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?Professional courtesy.
Coffee is better than Women.
Why Coffee Is Better Than Women:~ Coffee doesn’t mind if you wake up at...
Blondes change a lightbulb
|Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to...
Ponytails
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?A: To cover up the valve...
What Gauge
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a shotgun. “It’s for...
An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession…
An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession:Man: Father, I...
How are a blonde legs like cheese wiz?
How are a blonde’s legs like cheese wiz? They’re both useless unless they’re spread!