Why is a bride always smiling as she walks down the aisle at her wedding?
Why is a bride always smiling as she walks down the aisle at her...
Puns Contest
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest. He sent in...
How can you tell Doc?
A man went to the dentist to get his teeth checked.While he was sitting...
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? Such number as...
Outrageous lying
|A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
Ways to tell someone they are goofy!
Politically Correct ways to tell someone they are goofy:A few clowns short of a...
They Are Having Sex
Bill and Marla decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon...
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop…
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
Kids In College
One can pity the father with three kids in college. He tells his wife...
Ready for some Football?
An old man and his wife have gone to bed.After laying there a few...