Lincoln
Your momma’s so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once...
The Crystal Glass Bowl
Sister Mary Holycard was in her 60s, and much admired for her sweetness and...
A fun game
While your sitting on the toilet you see written on the stall door: Congratulations!...
As a sergeant in a parachute regiment…
As a sergeant in a parachute regiment I took part in serveral night timeexcersises....
Good News, Bad News, Worse News III
Good News, Bad News, Worse News III Good: Your husband understands fashion Bad: He’s...
You can’t bring that dog in this bar
|A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the...
Explaining his claim
|A farmer who’s been involved in a terrible road accident with a large truck...
Expensive Fishing Trip
Two redneck guys go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the...
It is written in the Bible!
There once was a priest who had to spend the night in a hoteland...
Signs That You’re Broke
At communion you go back for seconds. You think of a lottery ticket as...