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Mary Simpson was almost crazy with her three kids. She complained to her best...
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A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of...
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Two football players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would...
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A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.”They’ve stolen...