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Q: What does a man and a floor have in common? A: You lay...
Wash Hair In Sink
Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?A: Because, that’s where you’re...
Cows Earthquake
Q. What do you get when a cow gets stuck in an earthquake? A....
What time does the bar open?
At 3 AM a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...
Famous Uses of the F Word
What the fuck was that?The Mayor of HiroshimaLook at all these fucking IndiansGeneral CusterFull...
What do true rednecks do on Halloween?
What do true rednecks do on Halloween? – Pump kin.
Overheard In Airplane
The huge Air Canada Jumbo jet is just coming into Pearson Airport (Toronto) on...
Taliban’s Fall TV Line-Up
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Donations
A blonde, brunette, and redhead went to a church to donate money. The brunette...
Good and Bad News
An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him:...