Defining the Americans
|We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime...
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Things Not To Do At A Hostage Negotiation
As Hostage Taker: Demand to speak only with FBI agents Fox Mulder and Dana...
Living On Love
A hippy with no job kept begging his girlfriend to marry him. She protested...
Writers Quotes
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. Tom Clancy I...
Surgery
I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did...
Dog Property Laws
1. If I like it, it’s mine.2. If its in my mouth, it’s mine.3....
Blondes & OJ
Did you hear about the blonde that stared at an orange juice can for20...
What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg?
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One day a lady went to the doctors office
One day a lady went to the doctor’s office and told the doctorthat her...