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Cold Remedy
A remedy for the common cold suggested by Dr. Richard Gordon, from the “Atlantic...
Almost Perfect Life
An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A...
Blacks and Xmas Trees?
What do blacks and Christmas trees have in common?They both have colored balls.
A wise choice
The following is a courtroom exchange between a defense attorneyand a farmer with a...
GIRL’S CONFESSION
GIRL’S CONFESSION The priest leaned closer to hear the girl’s confession. “So me andmy...
Eating the piece of fruit
|Two Polish guys were taking their first train trip to Warsaw on the train....
From a Southwest Airlines employee….
From a Southwest Airlines employee….”Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX, to YYY. To operate your...
Husband Looks Bad
The doctor came out of the operating room to talk with the man’s wife....
Rising Temperature
Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up a point or...