Yo mama so fat.. tripped
Yo mamma’s so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.
A snail buys a fast new car
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Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t…
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t getting any ducks. “What do you...
Microsofties
Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?A:10. 1 to...
Saddam and Clinton
What might’ve happened:Saddam Hussein and Bill Clinton meet up in Baghdad for the first...
Campaign Slogans for George W
1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get...
Leave a Specimen
This 82-year-old man married a 22-year-old woman and they decided that they wanted to...
Dead Wife?
How can you tell if your wife is dead? Sex is the same but...
Students Science Bloopers
THESE ARE ACTUAL EXCERPTS FROM STUDENT SCIENCE EXAM PAPERS:Charles Darwin was a naturalist who...
Computer Quotes
What is a computer’s first sign of old age? Loss of memory. What does...