Jesus is watching You
A robber was shinning his torch around at some objects. “Jesus is watching you,”...
Get me an ambulence now
|A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an...
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town…
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town. “How’rethangs with y’all, Pete?” one asked.”Not...
OJ\’s URL
OJ Simpson’s website address:www dot ‘o’ dot ‘j’ dot com backslash backslash backslash escape.
Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
|Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
How do you open a can of beer?
How do you open a can of beer?That’s not the point – it should...
The Typical Male Decision Process!
A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He...
Mom, can little girls have babies?
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked,”Mommy, can little girls have babies?”"No”,...
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?When she starts...