Motherinlaw’s Funeral
A husband and wife stepped up to view the body of his mother-in-law. As...
A little old lady walked into the bank…
A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed a small check, and started...
Filling in for St. Peter
A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate...
Signs your cow has mad-cow disease.
Sure fire signs that your cow has mad-cow disease…Your cow insists on wearing a...
Two drunks
Two drunks are driving down the road drinking beer. All of a sudden they...
Marriage quotes 13
|There was a man who said, “I never knew what happiness was until I...
Redneck centerpeice
You might be a redneck if the centerpiece on your dining room table is...
Psychiatric Christmas Carols
Schizophrenia — Do You Hear What I Hear?Multiple Personality — We Three Queens Disoriented...
Dead Pussy
An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the...
Rookie is on the job
|A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with...