Bubba and Monica
Question: Why should Monica Lewinsky never go to medical school?Answer: She sucked as an...
New Treasury Bonds
The U.S. Treasury has just announced that it will sell three new types of...
What is a mans best friend?
What is a man’s best friend? His dick because it always sitcks up for...
Guide to Religions.
A short guide to comparative religions:Taoism : Shit Happens.Buddhism : If shit happens it’s...
Why did congress enact the Marine Corps?
Q. Why did congress enact the Marine Corps?A. So, the sailors would have someone...
Seal
An Alaskan woman having car trouble pulls her Station Wagon into the local Exxon...
The Cowboy excuses
|Top Dallas Cowboy Excuses (for losing 1995 NFC Championship) From David Letterman – Tuesday,...
What is the most damaging food?
|A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. “The material we put...
Tombstone Epitaph VI
A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery:Sacred to the memory of my...
Bad Day?
When you’re having a bad day and it seems like people are trying to...