A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed…
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed, “I heard you died.”"But you see I’m...
Caught napping excuses!
Some quick thinking to get out of the “caught napping jam!”…They told me at...
Stupid people fearing
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
Maggot Thatcher!
|Who is the worm’s Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!
Why did the fish blush?
Why did the fish Blush?Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.
What is the most damaging food?
|A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. “The material we put...
Lawyer Sky Diving
What do you call a sky-diving club for lawyers?Skeet.
Camel Questions
A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks,...
Little Johnny and Sex Education
A unit in sex education was about to begin, and each student had to...
Iraq’s Navy
Q: Do you know why Iraq’s navy has glass bottomed ships? A: So the...