The dieter’s church!
Have you heard about the new low-fat communion bread?It’s called “I Can’t Believe It’s...
What is the meaning of life?
What is the meaning of life?All evidence to date suggests it’s chocolate.
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
I’m Moving Out!
A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.He says,”What...
Bring some more ammo
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Body Building
A physically large guy meets a woman at a bar, and after a number...
Don’t Step On The Ducks…
Three friends died and went to heaven. The first friend, Sarah, was the first...
A really cold morning
Two men are meeting on the street.”It was very cold this morning.”"How cold was...
Measurement of a Pole
An American is walking down the street when he sees a Polak with a...
Tuns of Puns! Part I
Did you hear about the butcher who accidentally backed into the meat grinder? He...