Some things never change
I guess some things will never change. I hired a temp while my secretary...
Why did Bill Clinton…
Q: Why did Bill Clinton quit playing the saxaphone?A: Because he went to the...
I used to not get on with my mother-in-law…
I used to not get on with my mother-in-law, but over the last few...
Restoring her youth!
After her fifth child, Lucy decided that she should have some cosmetic surgery “down...
A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse…
A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse. He got out and knocked at...
Some cute want-ads!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT...
What kind of clothes are there?
What kind of clothes are there?women: clean & dirtyMen: Clean,almost clean,sorta clean,not bad,dirty,really dirty,nasty...
Ocean Joke
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?Nothing, it just waved.
What’s the difference between men and women?
What’s the difference between men and women?Women must play hard to get; men must...
Heavenly golf
Moses, Jesus and an old man are golfing. Moses steps up to the tee...