Tied in an election
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Cocky Gunslinger
It’s 1880, the decade of gunslingers and gentlemen. This is a story of one...
Boomerang
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A stick.
The first Jewish woman President is elected…
The first Jewish woman President is elected.She calls her Mother: “Mama, I’ve won the...
How do you get a man to do situps?
How do you get a man to do situps?Glue the TV remote between his...
An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft…
An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft. when he spies a field mouse...
A test for being drunk
|A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out...
What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a…
Q. What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a redneck divorce all have in...
Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...