I have a Microsoft waiter
|Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support Waiter. What...
Bill The Duck
A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, “Gimme a chap...
A Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princesshappened upon a frog in...
Desert island encounter
This guy is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years.One day,...
A golfer hit his drive on the first hole…
A golfer hit his drive on the first hole 300 yardsright down the middle....
How many calories do we burn during sex
The diet literature explains calories burned while jogging, playing tennis or golfing, but similar...
Were you ever arrested?
|A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question:...
Want a day off work?
|So you want a day off. Let’s take a look at what you are...
What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.
What’s the diff…
Q: What’s the difference between a whore and a bitch?A: A whore sleeps with...