Exercing control
There were three guys in a bar. Two are talking about the amount of...
Titantic and Clinton!
What is the difference between the Titantic and Bill Clinton?They know how many people...
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?The real question is:...
Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?
Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?So they can see the...
Hockey
Three guys from Carolina died and went to hell.Satan went to check on them...
A cat’s dictionary
|Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear...
Your spinning me a yarn here!
|What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain...
Bill, Hillary and Chelsea
Bill, Hillary and Chelsea Clinton are on Air Force One.Bill says to Hillary, “I...
The Great Escape
A man calls the psychiatrist at a mental hospital and asks who’s in room24.”Nobody”...
Backwards Panties
What happens if a woman puts her panties on backwards?She gets her ass chewed...