Breast Awareness
Finally, something other than smiley faces….Perfect breasts(o)(o)Fake silicone breasts( + )( + )Perky breasts(*)(*)Big...
Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!
What do you call Toys R’ Us in the hood?
What do you call Toys R’ Us in the hood?We B Toyz N’ Shit
Dead Or Alive
An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to...
More Brain Cells Than A Cow
Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?A1: So they...
Success In Love
To my dear wife,During the past year, I have tried to make love to...
Things adults learn from their kids.
There is no such thing as child-proofing your houseIf you spray hair spray on...
A couple married forty years were revisiting the…
A couple married forty years were revisiting the same placesthey went to on their...
The Irish Driver
An Irishman who had a little to drink is driving home from the city...
Marriage quotes 07
|Many a wife thinks her husband is the world’s greatest lover. But she can...