Your spinning me a yarn here!
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walking holiday in Ireland
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Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped
1. “The cucumber has left the salad.” 2. “Someone tore down the wall, and...
Redneck centerpeice
You might be a redneck if the centerpiece on your dining room table is...
Car needs a fixin!
My wife came home yesterday and said, “Honey, the car won’t start, but I...
Redneck Working on Computer
Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer 10. The...
Can You Read This
A young woman, two months pregnant, went to see her obstetrician. He was in...
Married to a Sex Maniac
In desperation, the young bride finally wrote to Xaviera Hollander:I’m married to a sex...
Visiting a rural farm
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Literal Actions
Two polish guys walk into a bar and sit down on the stools. All...