Father
Late one night a car was swerving all over the road. A police officer...
A town in Poland had only one cow…
A town in Poland had only one cow and it stopped giving milk. The...
Baby Sitting
Q: How do you babysit black kids?A: Wet their lips and stick them to...
Why were blondes created?
Q: Why were blondes created?A: Because sheep can’t bring beer from the fridge
Huey, Dewy, and Puddles.
A young girl is wandering through a park in the pouring rain, when she...
Yo mama’s glasses so thick
Yo mama’s glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she...
Rough Boys
A little girl asked her mother, “Can I go outside and play with the...
When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris…
When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris forpreschool,...
What time does the bar open?
At 3 AM a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...