Preparing Chickens
Went to lunch with a friend today to a new chicken place. We asked...
Restructuring at the North Pole
The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the early reindeer...
Billy was 14 and just started jerkin off…
Billy was 14 and just started jerkin off. He loved to jerk off. However,...
Light ale!
|What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?Light ale!
HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman
How Much For the Room?
Bridegroom: How much for the room? Hotel Clerk: Twenty dollars apiece. Bridegroom: Okay. Here’s...
The Big Pencil
Question: What’s the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t…
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t getting any ducks. “What do you...
Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?
Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?It opens on impact.
did you hear about…
Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did...