Democrats on the front porch
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...
Less Sex
A woman goes to her doctor complaining that she is exhausted all the time....
Three Dogs
There were three dogs at the vet talking to each other when one says,”I...
Two attorneys went into a diner…
Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches...
Priests undies
Why did the Priest wear underwear in the shower?He didn’t want to look down...
8 boys
A woman had 8 children, all of them boys. So, one day a magazine...
What do you call a gay man scrotum?
Question: What do you call a gay man’s scrotum?Answer: Mud flaps!
Last supper – last words.
What were Jesus’ last words at the last supper?”Ok, all you guys who want...
Marriage quotes 15
All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems. Did...
Redneck Logic
Two rednecks decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life and thought they should...