Husband: Want a quickie?
Husband: Want a quickie?Wife: As opposed to what?
Two nuns are riding a bike down a road…
Two nuns are riding a bike down a road and the firstnun says, “I`ve...
Sister Ann, arent you putting on a little weight?
“Sister Ann, aren’t you putting on a little weight?” inquired Father Dan during his...
Knock Knock Jokes 16
Knock Knock Who’s there? Almond! Almond who? Almond the side of the law! Knock...
What’s the definition of AIDS?
What’s the definition of AIDS?Anally Injected Death Sentence.
Favorite Drink
AGE DRINK 17 Wine Coolers 25 White wine 35 Red wine 48 Dom Perignon...
Lion Tamer
wo unemployed guys are talking. One says, “I’m going to become a lion tamer.”...
A birthday party
Q:What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?A:I scream
own mind
He says he has a mind of his own. He’s welcome to it– who...
Microsofties
Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?A:10. 1 to...