Slot machine winner
|A dumb blonde was standing in front of a soda machine outside of a...
Superbowl
Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Clinton’s Address to the Nation
(Be read when using the Willy voice in your head)SUBJ: Clinton’s Address to the...
After a Tonsilectomy?
After her operation, the famous lady soap opera star was propped up in bed...
The Big Flood
It had been raining for days and days, and a terrible flood had come...
The Hamster Show
A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he will give...
Paint the Porch
Hobo shows up at the front door of a grand mansion. The owner comes...
Counting cars
A blond sees a brunette standing in the middle of the highway.The brunette keeps...
Longest word
What’s the longest word? Smiles! Why? Because it has a mile in it!
WARNING: These are RUDE.
Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?A. Ask your mother.Q. How do you...