Food quotes and quips
|Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .”Artichokes … are just plain annoying …...
Two cows were talking in the field one day…
Two cows were talking in the field one day.First Cow: Have you heard about...
Accountant in Heaven
|An accountant dies and goes to Heaven. He reaches the pearly gates and is...
The “Perfect” Day!
The Perfect Day According To…HER8:45 – Wake up to hugs and kisses9:00 – 5...
Bad Investment
Shultz, a lawyer, bribed a man on the jury to hold out for a...
A present for the anniversary
A middle-aged Jewish guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her...
Two homosexuals were talking when…
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened tomention that he had gotten...
Drowning Lawyer
How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning?Shoot him before he hits the water!
Hit Man
An executive with a new young wife and a yen for golf decided about...
Politically Correct Terms
New Official Politically Correct Terms for the 90′sOLD—————NEWconservative–reactionarythe establishment–white power elitehearing person–temporarily aurally abledsighted...