There is a monkey in the bar
|A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first...
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s…
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s noone there to hear it,...
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a...
A jealous husband hires a private detective…
A jealous husband hires a private detective to check up on his wife. The...
Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
12 Feet Deep
Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep instead of just six? Because deep down...
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CLASSIFIED ERRORS, from a small-town daily: (Monday) FORE SALE – R. D. Jones has...
Cat’s Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray...
All I want for Cristmas…
About two weeks before Christmas, a little Catholic boy decided to write a letter...
Coach Wants A Raise
The basketball coach stormed into the university president’s office and demanded a raise right...