New officer efficiency
|These are actual phrases from Officer Efficiency Reports (performance appraisal for the military officers)....
TGIF On Shirts
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?A: Tits Go In Front.
Make a horse Cry.
A guy walks into a bar and sits on a stool. in front of...
Computers Must Be Male
Top 10 reasons computers must be male:1. They have a lot of data but...
Like Cow-pats
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?A: They both get easier to...
Conversion
A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went...
You Might Be A Bad Customer If:
You escort people out of line for having 11 items in the “10 items...
The tradition at weddings
|A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, “Mommy, why...
How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?
How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?Promote one and watch the...
Green Circles
A woman goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, I’ve got a bit of...