Cat joke
What kind of cereal do cats eat? Mice Crispies!
New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....
Things You’ll Never Hear A Woman Say
What do you mean today’s our anniversary? Can we not talk to each other...
A guy says to a salesgirl…
A guy says to a salesgirl, “I want to buy some toilet paper.”She says,...
A man called the undertaker one afternoon…
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed: “Come and bury my wife.”"But...
You might be a redneck if… girlfriend
You’ve ever spray painted your girlfriend’s name on an overpass.
Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch…
Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch. In the middle of...
Paying the Dentist
As soon as the dentist asked the patient to sit down, he pulled out...
Be A Smoker!
Good News To All SmokersThe International Tabacco Syndicate, on its Golden Anniversary, wishes to...
Women pump gas now
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...