The SUPER Salesman…
A man walks into an insurance office and asks for a job. “Sorry, we...
Men Have Two Faults
Women have their faults. Men have only two. Everything they say and everything they...
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed…
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed with three blokes.”Hello, hello,...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VIII
Stacking Strategy. It is not enough to pile lots ofdocuments on the table. Put...
Selling the Green Suit…
A man who isn’t qualified keeps pestering this tailor about giving him a job...
Signs and notices 17
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. An ad on...
How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse…
Q: How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse, a schoolteacher,...
Blonde and the pop machine.
A blonde was standing in front of a pop machine. Her boyfriend looks over...
Pierced ears for pirates
How much do pirates pay to get their ears pierced?A Buccaneer!
Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...