Jeff the Bellboy
Three couples got married and spent their honeymoons at the same hotel, where they...
There were three Eskimos in Alaska…
There were three Eskimos in Alaska, and one time while they were at their...
A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...
What do you call a boomerang…
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A: A stick!
CROSSING THE STREET
TWO TAMPONS WERE CROSSING THE STREET. THEY SEE A FRIEND. WHICH ONE WAVES?NEITHER, THEY...
It’s a Bummer to be an egg!
It’s a bummer to be an egg because…1) You only get laid once. 2)...
Contract With The Devil
An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared...
ABC’s of ex girlfriends
A is for Arteries. You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because...
Legion Camel #2
A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in...
Jewish Dog Does Tricks
A man walks into a shul with a dog. The shammas comes up to...