I’ll just wait till the Garda get here
|An English man and an Irish man are driving head on , at night,...
St. Peter
A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were...
Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.The garbage...
Shortage of parachutes
|A blonde, a brunette, a movie star, the pope, and a pilot were on...
Manly signs
“Doctor, doctor!” shouted the woman coming into the doctors offfice. “Ithink I’m turning into...
Disorder in Court
From a little book called “Disorder in the Court”. These are things that people...
The Talking Monkey
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had...
A man stops by a diner at noon…
A man stops by a diner at noon, the busiest time of day, sits...
Stupid master
A gorilla was walking thru’ a jungle when he came across a deer eating...
College Dorm
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...