The Pope vs. the Queen
The Pope and Queen Elizabeth were standing on a balcony beaming at thousands of...
At the first session of a conversion class…
At the first session of a conversion class theminister conducting the class asked, “What...
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
Who’s got my pen?
A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a...
In comparision
Dear Abby:I was married to Bill for three months and I didn’t know he...
Where would you put an injured insect?
|Where would you put an injured insect?In an antbulance!
Quick and clear
A son comes to his dad and says:- Dad, i gotta tell you something-...
The Adoption
Billie and Tillie were delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby...
One day Pete was complaining to his friend…
One day Pete was complaining to his friend “my elbow hurts. I bettersee a...
I think Rover is getting a bit old…
“I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.”"Bullshit,...