Super models
Over drinks one evening two gentleman were having a discussion about the charms, or...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
Drive Into Ditch
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off.
Absentminded Doc!
A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal thermometer tucked behind his...
Bring riches with you
There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved...
Hello
Q: Why didn’t the sanitary pads say hello to the Tampax?A: Because the Tampax...
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Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
Say anything
Personally I think one of the greatest things about marriage is that as both...
A wife was berating her husband…
A wife was berating her husband. He motioned for her to quiet down saying,...