Someone died playing golf
|Fred got home from his Sunday round of golf later than normal and very...
Heaven And Hell
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
Car Dimmer Switch Modification
STATE OF CALIFORNIADEPARTMENT OF INSURANCE 1700 “J” STREETSACRAMENTO, CA 95368PETE WILSON HARRY WALBRATHGOVERNOR DIRECTORBULLETIN...
A Chinese man is making love to his wife…
A Chinese man is making love to his wife. He whispers in her ear,”Baby,...
Mistakes
Why did God create men first? Because we learn from mistakes.
The Code of Ethical Behavior for Patients
|1. Do not expect your doctor to share your discomfort.Involvement with the patient’s suffering...
Some time after their bitter divorce…
Some time after their bitter divorce, a man happened to pull up alongside his...
Inventing golf
Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, “I’m going to...
The guide for women
|A WOMAN’S GUIDE TO WHAT A MAN IS REALLY SAYING: I’M HUNGRY.I’m hungry. I’M...
Gross Ignorance
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.