Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...
The Ford Slogan
Have you driven a Ford lately?Yeh, that’s why I drive a Chevy!
Foreplay?
Q. Why don’t women blink during foreplay?A. It doesn’t last long enough!
10 Signs Santa Has Been Drinking
While your child is on his lap, he tells them they’re not getting his...
How do you know when a blonde has been working on your computer?
How do you know when a blonde has been working on your computer?There’s white...
Public announcements
Public service announcements around the world. USA: “It’s ten o’clock. Do you know where...
Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?
Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?A hooker because she can...
A very insulting parrot
|This elderly lady, recently widowed, decides to see if a pet will ease her...
Detective report
A man suspected his wife of seeing another man.So, he hired a famous Chinese...
Pervert?
A patient goes to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist gives him a Rorschach Test; he...