A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist…
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist.”My life is a mess, doctor,” she...
The dentist was called away from the dinner table to…
The dentist was called away from the dinner table to take an urgent phone...
The Big Pencil
Question: What’s the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!
Who is Drunk?????
The Five Stages Of DrunkenessStage 1 – CLEVERThis is when you suddenly become an...
What kind of bunny…..
What kind of bunny drinks coffee?Mugs bunny!
What did the mongoloid say to his dog?
What did the mongoloid say to his dog?Downsyndrome!!
Skin-diving!
|What is a mosquito’s favorite sport?Skin-diving!
Rubbit the Rabbit
A guy goes down south to be a farmer because it’s his life long...
So Fat…
Your Momma’s so fat, the National Weather service had to label her body parts!
Three vampires go to a bar
|Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress...