Short Snow Jokes
|What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy?She gave him the cold...
A new car.
One day a mother and father were having sex and their son walked in....
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
Tons of Funny One-liners!
More One-liners worth passing on…Better to be occasionally cheated than perpetually suspicious.In two words...
A blonde goes for a job interview…
A blonde goes for a job interview in an office.The interviewer decides to start...
Defining the Americans
|We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime...
Email Like Penis
WHY E-MAIL IS LIKE A PENISSome folks have it, some don’t. Those who have...
Two children are in a doctor’s waiting room…
Two children are in a doctor’s waiting room, and one of them is crying....
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends…
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends.Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms...
Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit…
Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit and he spots a...