Two fools are about to go flying
|Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies...
Bad luck finding a place to hide
|A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, “Gimme a double...
Work Environment
Work Environment: (Wise manager) + (Wise employee) = PROFIT (Wise manager) + (Dumb employee)...
Lawyer’s personal injury
|A golfer hooked his tee shot over a hill and onto the next fairway....
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office…
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office.He opens the door and says to the receptionist,...
Backwards Panties
What happens if a woman puts her panties on backwards?She gets her ass chewed...
You Know You’re Too Stressed If…
You can achieve a “Runner’s High” by sitting up. The Sun is too loud....
A gentler way
At the morning roll call at Fort Dix, the sergeant called out,”Platoon, atten-HUT! Private...
Cannibals and Missionaries
Two cannibals meet one day…The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t seem...
Hard cheese!
|What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?Hard cheese!