Catfish vs. Lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?A: Ones a gross dirty...
Grandpa gets exited!
Grandpa is running around in the nursing home with his privates hanging out of...
Rising Temperature
Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up a point or...
A youngster devoted an entire rainy indoors afternoon to a…
A youngster devoted an entire rainy indoors afternoon to adrawing he was doing with...
You know you drink too much coffee when…
1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate’s fingernails....
What did one gay sperm say to the other?
What did one gay sperm say to the other? – I can’t find my...
Mother-in-law killed
|A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded...
Time to quit
As the end of the day drew near, the handsome executive called his newly...
Millennia Year Application Software System (MYASS)
This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will...
New chemical warfare
|An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: “Anyone knows the formula...