Mother Teresa’s Constipation
Two nuns walk into a liquor store and one asked the clerk for the...
Trouble at tax time!
A man called to testify at the Revenue Canada, (Canada’s IRS) asked his accountant...
How to drown a blonde.
How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at thebottom...
The two bee’s
Two bees ran into each other. One asked the other how things were going.”Really...
Sweet Revenge
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the...
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?Take them out their wheelchair.
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny…
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny was standing staring up at the...
A Blonde Astronaut
There was a blonde, a red head, and a brunette and they were all...
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night last night?
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night...
Do You Know what Im doing?
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist. The doctor took one look at...