One day an older fella was in for a checkup…
One day an older fella was in for a checkup.After his examination, his doctor...
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Welcome to Hell…
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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
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Termite
A termite walks into a bar and asks: “is the bartender here?”C’mon…think about it!
If the Franklin Mint made toasters…
If the Franklin Mint made toasters…Every month, you would receive another lovely hand-craftedpiece of...
Chocolate Chip Cookies
Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?A:...