New Viruses on the loose!
Oprah Winfrey virus: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB and then slowly...
Psychiatrist Handyman
Question: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?Answer: Just one …...
If for every rule there is an exception…
If for every rule there is an exception, then we have established that there...
Stupid Insults 27/31
Slow out of the gate. Smarter than the average bear. Smoke doesn’t make it...
Blonde quickies 61-80
61. Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning ? A:...
Fish jokes 01
|Which fish can perform operations?A Sturgeon!Where do little fishes go every morning?To plaice school!What...
I can hear clearly now…
Dave: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...
Divine Right
Several years ago, the Catholic Church required women to wear a headcovering in order...
Give 100%
ALWAYS GIVE 100% AT WORK:12% Monday 23% Tuesday 40% Wednesday 20% Thursday 5% Friday
Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye…
Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye (or maybe it was Neil McNell from...