Send Mother In Law
Sign seen in a small restaurant:Thanks for visiting. If you liked the food, send...
There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river…
There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river, when a lioncame...
The bachelor’s diet
|Bachelor’s DietMONDAY:BREAKFAST – Who can eat breakfast on a Monday? Swallow some toothpaste while...
Why Female Astronauts?
Why is it good that we now have female astronauts?When the crew gets lost...
Who Is Braver?
Three generals, one from the Army, another from the Marines, and a third from...
Three Proof That Jesus Was…
Three Proofs that Jesus was Jewish:1. He went into his father’s business.2. He lived...
The Divorce…
A man was summoned to court for punching his lawyer.During the process, the Judge...
A real calamity
O’Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when...
Soup you don’t want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin’off.
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke?
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke? Oh, about ten pounds, and...