Cards You Won’t Find At Hallmark
“Looking back over the years that we’ve been together, I can’t help but wonder:…………....
Found In Superman’s Bathroom
Q: What would you find in Superman’s bathroom?A: Superbowl.
What does HMO stand for?
Q. What does HMO stand for?A. This is actually a variation of the phrase,...
Wanna Hear A Redneck Story?
So a dude turns to the guy next to him at a bar and...
Movie Cliches
Herewith is a compendium of movie clich?s, stereotypes, obligatory scenes, hackneyed formulas, shopworn conventions...
Cliffhanger
Once upon a time there were two men who had gone cliff climbing. Suddenly,...
A responsible applicant
Employer to applicant: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” Applicant: “I’m...
A great new hearing aid
John: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...
Hippie in a Bar
This hippie walks into a bar, and thinks it’s a restaurant. He walks up...
Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?
Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat...