Cow on train tracks
|A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A...
yo mama’s teeth
yo mama’s teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, “i got sunshine...
Michael Hoolihan was courting Frances Phelan
|Michael Hoolihan was courting Frances Phelan. The young couple sat in the parlor of...
Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...
Memory Pills
Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory? Patient:...
Someone stole things from me
|A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve...
Did you hear about the new “morning after” pill for men?
Q: Did you hear about the new “morning after” pill for men?A: It changes...
Sit On Newspaper
Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?A: So she could lip...
College Dorm
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
I dont want a ride!
A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and...