The Duck Hunt
One day a man went hunting for ducks. When he was done he was...
George Carlin: I’m a BAD American
George Carlin Speaks Out…I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American.I am...
Cat’s Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray...
Drinking, Gambling, and Golf
A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly...
50 things to do at Walmart
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them...
Accidents near home
What did the blonde do when he heard that 90% of accidents occur within...
Welfare applications
|For those unfamiliar, Welfare payments are made in the US to individuals and families...
Call In Sick…
Bob calls in to his job:”Hey, boss I’m not coming to work today. I’m...
A Peg-legged Halloween!
A man with a bald head and a wooden leg gets invited to a...
The essential difference
One day the zoo-keeper noticed that “Cheech” the orang-utang was reading two books —...