Orange and Banana
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Light Bulb Jokes Galore!
Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?...
How does physics save lives?
One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. Apre-med student rudely interrupted...
Soviet Sausage Joke #1
Capitalism, Socialism, and Communism have a meeting for tea at noon.Capitalism and Communism arrive...
Lawnmower
How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower? The green...
Two Irishmen
|Two Irishmen were sitting in a four engined plane flying back from a shopping...
Blonde with Big Tummy
Trish: My tummy is getting awfully big, doctor. Doctor: You should diet. Trish: Really?...
Behold I Cometh!
A young minister had just got out of the seminary, got his first church,...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
Blonde Swims the english Channel
A blonde, brunette and a redhead were all in a swimming race. They were...