Orange and Banana
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Mice cubes!
|What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?Mice cubes!
Trip to San Francisco
Why did the carload of lesbians get to San Francisco faster than the carload...
Let him dig
An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each...
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice…
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: “Stop! Stand...
The Jew, American, and Pollack.
Three paratroopers, a Jew, an American, and a Pollack are to throw a hand...
Horsie Ride
Little Johnny is passing his parents bedroom in the middle of the night, in...
Dangerous Squirrels
A man, Bob, and his friend Joe went out hunting. This was Joe?s first...
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars…
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars between them, but they...
Threaten with a knife
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...