Things adults learn from their kids.
There is no such thing as child-proofing your houseIf you spray hair spray on...
Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...
Don’t Do To Wife In Labor
Things Not To Do While You Are With Your Wife In Labor In The...
Calling the shots.
I was in the waiting room of my doctor’s office the other day when...
ELEMENT: WOMAN
ELEMENT: WOMANSYMBOL: WO DISCOVERER: ADAM ATOMIC MASS:Accepted as 53.6 Kg, but known to vary...
Doctor’s Notes 2
At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and...
Rules for hunting lawyers
|1. Any person with a valid Washington State hunting license may harvest attorneys.2. Taking...
Lenin’s silver ruble
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Weather Lesson
Why does the wind always go west to east in Wyoming?Because Nebraska sucks and...
Cows Earthquake
Q. What do you get when a cow gets stuck in an earthquake? A....