Changing number terms
|In a recent contest in The Washington Post, readers were asked to take an...
Stupid Insults 11/31
Gets his orders from another planet. Gets hypnotized on the de-spun section. Gets parity...
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex?
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex? She can’t stand...
Elephant Fart
Q. Whats the difference between an elephants fart and a cocktail saloon?A. Ones a...
Skiing season training
|Ski season is almost here! Hence, the following list of Exercises to get you...
Every precaution
I must take every precaution not to get pregnant,” said Edna to Priscilla. “But...
Libertarians & Anarchists
What’s the difference between Anarchists and Libertarians??Libertarians are anarchists with money.Anarchists believe property is...
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
The Procrastinator’s creed
|1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
The new preacher.
A young preacher was contacted by the local funeral director to hold a grave...