Two Rednecks
Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of...
Bad luck finding a place to hide
|A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, “Gimme a double...
Why do female parachutists wear tampons?
Why do female parachutists wear tampons? So they don’t whistle on the way down…
Deductive Reasoning
Neighbor 1: “Hi, there, new neighbor, it sure is a mighty nice day to...
Monthly Horoscopes – JG Style!
ARIESYou are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt. You are quick-tempered,...
The Medical Convention
At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each...
I did all of that?
|After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse...
Speak
A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm, puts the...
White House Ghosts
One night, Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
With a mouse warming party
|How do mice celebrate when they move home?With a mouse warming party