Quotes of companies
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Seymour was a good and pious man…
Seymour was a good and pious man, and when he passed away, the Lord...
Women’s translations
|WOMEN?S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI?m sorry. = You?ll be sorry.We...
OOPS! I BLEW THAT ONE!
|A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: “My client...
An airliner was having engine trouble…
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructedthe cabin crew to have...
Ken: So Mr. President…
Ken: So Mr. President did you ever buy Lewinsky any giftsPrez: I don’t rightly...
The third wish
A young man fell in a pit one day, and found a magic lamp...
A doctor fell into a well once…
A doctor fell into a well once.He learned to tend to the sick and...
Sex drive is too high.
A feeble old man is in his doctor’s office having a check-up. The doctor...
Where are my pyjamas?
A man calls his wife and says to her, “Honey, I just got the...